Cunning Drop [Weekly Short-Short Note]

"Um... excuse me, you dropped this."

I was stopped from behind.
A classic pickup line? Honestly, this is why commoners are the way they are. Trying to make contact with me, Sakurako Shirachoinji, with such a trick—how cunning—

"? Is there something on my face?"

When I turned around, a breathtakingly handsome man was smiling there.

"Oh, were you mesmerized? It happens quite often, you know."

Even his cunning line made my heart flutter so much that I completely fell in love.

"Anyway, you dropped this. Tuna scrap."
"...!"

Oh no. Of all things, I had to drop that.
Out of sheer embarrassment, I screamed like someone forced into a skydive.

"Whoa, calm down—"

Ah, I wish I could lose my memory!
In a panic, I delivered a heel drop to the top of his head.

"Gah!"

Then suddenly, some rough-looking men appeared.

"Y-Young Master!"
"You, how dare you do that to the Taraha-gumi underboss."
"How are you going to settle this?"

...Wait, the punchline to this story?
I'll leave that to your imagination ♥

*Reflecting that the punchline was a bit too cunning, I tried connecting the subsequent events.