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Wait? Haven't I exposed too much of my klutziness!?

I feel like, um... I've been exposing nothing but my klutziness throughout November, so...

A weird person!? A hopeless person?

I've started to worry that people might think that of me! 💧


So this time,

I'm a klutz usually, but I can get things done when I need to! \٩( 🔥ω🔥 )و/

I thought I'd write a story about that. 😅


I'm not exactly a 'super achiever,' but I want you to know that I can actually get things done. 🙈 lol



My daily klutziness


Besides the klutziness I've exposed in my 'Hamidashi Note' so far,

・A sense of direction so bad that I get lost even with a GPS

I didn't realize I was off the path the GPS was showing, accidentally turned onto a 'farm road,' and got stuck.

(I was rescued by a nice JAF guy at that time lol)

・A brain that remembers 'the other one'

In a conversation with my husband one day:

Husband: Hey, could you buy such-and-such at Supermarket A tomorrow?

Hmm... was it sold at Supermarket B instead of A?

Me: I think I saw it at Supermarket B.

Husband: Then go to Supermarket B.

Me: Got it.

The next day, I took the note where I wrote down what my husband asked for and headed to Supermarket A

'It's not sold here! 😮‍💨' I grumbled, and reluctantly moved to Supermarket B.

When my husband came home, I reported, 'It wasn't at Supermarket A, it was at Supermarket B.'

My husband said, 'You said that yourself yesterday! 💧' and I went 'Oh...' as I remembered. lol

So, having one klutzy moment a day is normal for me, but...


Capable mode ON ✨


When I'm at work, my capable mode switch turns on. 👍

So far, from my clients on Coconala, I have received

・How did you know (even though I didn't tell you)!?
・Are you perhaps able to see "inside my home"?😱
・I'm so glad I consulted you!

and many other voices of surprise and joy, so

I'm definitely a capable person while working✨

that much should be certain☺️

If you've seen too much of my klutziness in my previous articles and

think "that's hard to believe🤨"

then please take a peek at Amane's (my professional name is Rinka Tachibana) reviews on Coconala👀✨
👇


Even though I'm usually incredibly klutzy, it seems my memory temporarily improves when my work switch is turned ON✨,

and I am able to properly remember things

related to my clients🤓


Isn't that "capable person" switch amazing?🤩 lol

However, it seems my work efficiency? doesn't really improve much...

Creating the "Letter from your Pet" that I deliver after animal communication often takes quite a bit of time💧‬


Saying I was deceived... ('‎ࠔ' ) isn't that harsh?


According to my husband...

"Before we got married, I thought you were a very 'reliable person'... but in reality, you're just a ditz? A goofball, right? lol"

he said😶

Before we were married, the way my husband saw me was,

・Good at all housework
・A thoughtful, wonderful woman
・Quick at handling various tasks

It seems I was a perfect girl, or so it appeared...

Isn't that just a case of "love is blind" for you?


If I were to bring up such memories now,

"I was so fooled, man🤣"

You'd be rolling on the floor laughing like that, wouldn't you?😐


But you know, I don't remember ever saying that I was "reliable"?

Because I was well aware that I was a klutz.

I should have told you about my klutziness properly before we got married.

So what does that mean?

Did my husband forget?
Or did I just "think" I had told him?

Oh well, haha.

Anyway, I am capable of switching between "klutz" and "capable girl" depending on the situation!
Sparkle(▭-▭)✧ ON ⇄ OFF‪‪‬ ꒰( ___´⌓``) N-ah...


Conclusion


I feel like the content ended up having a high percentage of "klutziness" after all, but...


Amane is

"Someone who can properly switch modes depending on the situation"

I would be happy if you could remember that🥹🩷


Thank you for reading until the end🙂‍↕️

See you again👋🍀✨


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