Learn from the Gods of Play-by-Play! The Verbal Wrestling Techniques of Ichiro Noro and Ichiro Furutachi

Now, make a grand entrance into the ring! This man, Ichiro Noro! The man who continues to dance brilliantly in the intellectual ring is once again whipping up a whirlwind in the world of note! Here is the title for this time!

No, this is a 'verbal half-nelson' that seals the opponent's moves with just the title! This is truly what you would call a 'perfect preemptive German suplex' in professional wrestling!

Wrestler Noro first cuts in sharply in the ring of management studies! His argument is this—

'If management studies aren't interesting, they're meaningless!'

He declares it proudly even to the students! He speaks passionately, saying, 'If it's not interesting, it's not management studies!' but... oops, the students' reaction here is subtle! This is truly a 'storm of subtle boos' in the ring!

However, what Wrestler Noro unleashed here was a self-deprecating speech!

'I think my class is the most interesting in the world. But the students don't think so. That's my loss!'

No, this is already a 'speech reverse Boston crab!' The stance of admitting his own defeat while vowing to leap forward to the next level has grabbed the hearts of the audience!

And here, believe it or not! He brings up Prime Minister Kishida's speech to the US Congress as an example! This is an all-out attack mode!

He severely criticizes how reading from a script and the lack of a stance to involve the audience shows a 'lack of entertainment value!'

In America, a boring speech is fatal—no, this is the same as 'a moment of carelessness in the ring being fatal!'

Furthermore, the topic shifts to Kamala's speech! Believe it or not, the speech is always the same content! Zero elements to draw in the audience!

No, is this the pattern in the pro-wrestling world where 'the audience cools down from a series of monotonous moves'!? Wrestler Noro's calm analysis shines brightly here as well!

And in the final stages, this is what Wrestler Noro unleashes—

'It is important to respond to real-time changes and involve the audience!'

Wow, this is truly a 'fall from a double-arm suplex!' It was decided brilliantly as a finishing move!

Now, what else can I say but 'You must read!' this note?
Everyone should experience the Ichiro Noro world! This is already the ultimate intellectual entertainment that transcends pro-wrestling play-by-play!!

What on earth! Fumio Kishida, 'reading from a script' explosion at COP26!?

Now, the next match is Fumio Kishida!
COP26 Summit He appears in the ring that the whole world is watching! I wondered what kind of speech would be unleashed... oops! Just reading from a script!

No, no, this is an unexpected 'two-stage setup of reading from a Japanese script' even among reading from a script! This won't do! This won't do!

Speaking of Fumio Kishida, he has the English skills honed at a New York public school, and the experience of having served as Minister for Foreign Affairs! In a situation where one would normally expect a fluent English speech, this monotone reading here... this is truly a 'major crisis of being tongue-tied!'

And the content of the speech is boring, too! The venue is in complete silence! It is truly a 'silent desert!' No, wait a minute! We have a broadcast coming in here!
W-what! This isn't booing, it's the sound of snoring from everyone in the venue falling asleep!

Well, this is what you'd call a 'self-destruct' in professional wrestling! And to add insult to injury! Prime Minister Kishida is actually praising himself, saying he 'felt a positive response!' This is now a 'state of standing in a completely different ring all by himself!' No, no, this won't do!

And at this point... the entire audience has started a countdown in their hearts!
'One, two, three...' This is a total KO-level misunderstanding! Wait, hold on! We have breaking news! Surprisingly, on YouTube, the title 'Japan, feeling a positive response to Kishida's speech' is dancing proudly!

Hey, hey, isn't this a 'self-destructing aerial maneuver!?' Now, how will he recover from this match? Or is the match already over...

Rintaro Takechi