Kind Assassination [Weekly Short-Short Note]

I have received a request to assassinate you.

However, my mother's favorite saying was to be kind to others.

I will grant you one final wish.

Damn it, is this the price for all the dirty work I've done?

I finally finished writing down the 100 things I want to do before I die today, too!

Ha! That's it!

My wish is to fulfill the '100 things I want to do before I die'!

Huh? Isn't that 100 things? No, that's not allowed, it has to be one thing.

No, it's not! It's one wish called '100 things to do before I die.' They call it a bucket list, you know, it's even a movie.

Oh, is that so? If it's a movie, maybe it counts as one, but isn't it still 100 things?

But hey, maybe there's something on there you want to do too? Look.

Ah! I want to do this! Assassinate a mafia boss.

That sounds great, let's do it together!

What should I do... well, can you add a barbecue by the river to the list too?

Sure! Let's add yours and fulfill 200 things!

Yeah! High five!

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I am submitting this to Tara-haka-san's project.

The theme is "Kind Assassination."

Rather than kind, it was more like having the mind of an elementary schooler.

I wonder if it's a prejudice to think that men always have the minds of elementary schoolers.

The men around me are elementary schoolers, so... I just...

And they also have a bit of a mother complex, or maybe they don't...