A Popular Spot?
I am the second most popular black Mameshiba in the world🍀
I am currently working on self-improvement to become number one, but the gap keeps widening.
In fact, there is even a crime notice from a phantom thief.
What on earth is that about?
It was something like this.
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My feet are numb✨
My wife has been acting strange lately.
It seems she has symptoms of tingling numbness from her lower back down to her toes.
White Panda: Hey, I've been feeling strange lately!
Black Mameshiba: What's wrong?
White Panda: I'm getting electric shock-like numbness all the way to my toes!
Black Mameshiba: Could it be a hernia?
White Panda: I'm not asking for your diagnosis!
Black Mameshiba: Sorry...
White Panda: You just need to listen and say 'uh-huh'!
When a woman talks, she is not necessarily looking for an opinion.
I always make the mistake of offering solutions or trying to find ways to deal with the problem, but it is completely meaningless.
My wife talks to me because she just wants understanding, empathy, and for me to listen.
She already has the answer within herself.
I just need to keep listening, and if she decides to take action, I just need to support her.
Of course, supporting her means providing the money.
I want a chair✨
I am always staring at my PC at the dining counter.
The counter is set high, which is just the right height for working while standing.
The chair is a high bar-counter style chair, and my short legs cannot reach the floor.
White Panda: You're happy sitting in a chair facing your PC!
Black Mameshiba: It's the best!
White Panda: You don't do anything at home!
Black Mameshiba: I can't live without you!
White Panda: Don't answer while looking at the screen, look me in the eye when you talk!
Black Mameshiba: Yes!
White Panda: Don't turn toward me, it's creepy!
Black Mameshiba: Yes...
The conversation proceeds as usual, and my wife finally brings up the main point.
White Panda: The reason my toes are numb is because I'm sitting on the floor!
Black Mameshiba: Yes.
White Panda: If we buy a chair, this pain will surely ease!
Black Mameshiba: That's right!
It seems my wife wants a chair.
In such cases, I solve it by clicking 'buy' on Amazon.
Search terms✨
I prepare to search for and click 'buy' immediately on whatever my wife wants.
Because upsetting my wife leads to a crisis regarding my dinner.
Search term: Popular seat chair
▼ Popular seat chair
Hmm? A popular seat!? A chair!?
It seems these words are exactly like the content of the warning letter.
Warning letter: "I am coming to take the popular seat"
Phantom Thief Hiroki Ao
This is no time to be saying that a chair is 'chair-iffic'.
Black Mameshiba: Hey, hey.
White Panda: What? You're annoying!
Black Mameshiba: Can we do the chair another time?
White Panda: I don't understand what you mean!
Black Mameshiba: I feel like if I buy it now, it might get stolen by the phantom thief...
White Panda: I get it! We'll go check it out at 'Nitori' on the weekend!
Black Mameshiba: Yeah!
We decided to go to a furniture store on the weekend to check the comfort before purchasing.
That was a close one...
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Thank you for reading this far.
I will be updating little by little, so thank you for your support✨
Black Mameshiba, spending a peaceful day🍀
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