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Your bladder is getting stiff!

I am very sorry to those who are currently eating, this is Kuromame-shiba🍀

Today, I will talk about 'looking up trivia'.
I want to connect simple daily questions and small talk to learning and growth.

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Urination time✨

There is an award called the 'Ig Nobel Prize' that is given to research that makes people laugh and then think.
The 2015 Ig Nobel Prize in Physics was awarded to research stating that 'for mammals weighing more than 3 kg, most animals take about 21±13 seconds to urinate'.

While the length and diameter of the urethra and bladder capacity are proportional to the animal's body weight, bladder pressure remains constant regardless of body weight.

Conclusion of the paper

If you try to apply pressure to empty your bladder in a short time, it could lead to the urethra rupturing.
It is best to take at least 8 seconds.


Couple's experiment✨

The organ known as the bladder only exists in mammals.
As a mammal, I am qualified to conduct this experiment.

White Panda: Hey! Go urinate!
Kuromame-shiba: Okay! I'll record it.

Couple's experiment

With the bathroom door between us, my wife holds a clock outside while I sit on the toilet and stand by.
(It has been 24 years since I became able to sit on a Western-style toilet to urinate...)

White Panda: Start urinating!
Kuromame-shiba: Got it!

Start urinating at my wife's signal!

Following my wife's signal to start urinating, I began to urinate vigorously myself.

Kuromame-shiba: Beep, beep, I'm done!
White Panda: Hmm, it was 12 seconds!

Unexpected result...

The couple was expecting 21 seconds, but it was an unexpected result.

Giant Panda: Your bladder is getting stiff with age, so you can't produce much volume!
Black Mameshiba: I've heard that urination time gets longer with age, though...

It's hard to draw a conclusion.

Today's experiment ended without reaching a conclusion.
Next time, we'll try doing it when I feel the urge to urinate.

I couldn't help but grin imagining a married couple running to the bathroom with a table clock when they feel the urge to urinate.


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Thank you for reading this far.
I will be updating it little by little, so please look forward to it✨

This was Black Mameshiba, thinking that a wife who properly goes along with experiments is amazing🍀

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