[3.5-minute read essay] If you kick their butts, people will start moving

A small anomaly is occurring within note.

Most people probably haven't noticed it.

Actually, I only recently found out about it myself and was surprised.

Tarao Girls...

No, you've never heard of them, right...

I think that's normal, so it's not strange at all.

Since they have 'girls' in the name, you would imagine a group of women.

However, it seems that people who would be considered boys (including middle-aged men) are also members.

There might be people reading my articles for the first time.

My account name is 'Hitotarao'.

The Tarao Girls I mentioned earlier seems to be a group dedicated to playing around with me.

The person who started it is this person. ⬇️

If you read the article, you'll understand, but it seems they have already been inaugurated as the president 🤔

Some people might be surprised reading this far, but I didn't know about it until I read this article.

In other words, they created this thing called Tarao Girls on their own, but to put it simply, they are a lovable person who has gone full-throttle with their silliness ♡

Well, as long as they were doing it alone...

I was thinking that, and then I was shocked.

It seems there was a second applicant for membership, and they had already become a Hitotarao Girls duo.

(By the way, these two seem to have been close friends from the start)

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the article title, but they said they had been appointed as the public relations officer.

It seems they are fully intent on teasing me to death for their own amusement.

And when I read further into this article, I thought I would be floored.

I mean, I actually was floored 🫨

There is something called a membership number, isn't there!!!!!

In other words, a third person has appeared.

As I explained earlier, the name of this group is Tarawo Girls.

Girls. ← The meaning in Japanese is "young women"

However, it appears that a man is a member as the third person.

They are doing whatever they want, making a total mess of things.

This man, however, has a prior record of having already teased me to death.

Unforgivable yet lovable man.

If you read the article, you will see that he is well-versed in psychology and is also good at explaining things.

He has achieved results in the world of sales and reigns as a top figure in the note world as well.

By the way, it seems the membership number is written as TG000, derived from the name Tarawo Girls.

"If there are three of you, shouldn't it be a trio, not girls!" I couldn't help but retort.

Huh?

There's a fourth person 😳

No, I was really surprised.

I thought you were a decent person, but...

For those who don't know this woman, I'll let you know.

If you want to know how to get a Congratulation Board on note, you should read this person's article.

However, in the article mentioned above, this woman even went as far as making an illustration of me and teasing me relentlessly.

In other words, she's playing around.

I think you can tell by the flow, but there was a fifth person too 😑

A respectable mom who has her children learn living English from an early age.

She provides actual phrasing and many realizations.

A little while ago, note announced that they would be translating articles for overseas audiences.

And apparently, this person is in charge of global expansion.

The number of people is finally increasing, and they have become a presence I can no longer ignore.

Tarao Girls, there were still more 😅

Judging by her icon, this person is a beautiful woman.

If you read her articles, you'll see that her language sometimes gets rough and she gets venomous.

She slips it in so naturally and smoothly that she's an interesting person, but...

Don't tell me, you too... (sorry for the foul language)

As you can tell from the title, this person is also teasing me.

The Tarao Girls are explained in the opening section, and that's how I grasped the content.

At the same time, I'm intimidated by the atmosphere that they are still trying to recruit more members.

OH...

Are you serious...

I thought you were a genuinely decent person...

I can't believe you were also one of those 'Hitotarao Girls'...

This person is rare in the note community, as they not only write articles but also pursue ways to enjoy them.

While writing and posting articles, they provide a new perspective by saying, 'Here is a way to enjoy things like this.'

It's surprising because it's hard to notice ways to enjoy reading, not just posting.

Surely, there's no one else left, right?

Oh, wait, there is...😇

They mainly write poems that seem to support people.

They write regular articles too, but they don't write long ones.

In short, I thought they were a smart person...

However, they also comment on my comedy articles, so they probably like comedy.

Writing articles on note tends to get long easily.

Despite that, their unique atmosphere of speaking with few words is something I can't imitate even if I try.

As I was writing this, I realized this person was also playing along from the beginning using their Tarao Girls membership number.

After I uploaded the article, I realized that an 'external advisor' had been born😱

As you can tell from the eye-catching image, this person is also teasing me.

But you know, this person has a wonderful spirit of giving.

It is no exaggeration to call them a goddess who gives, gives, and gives until you can't take any more.

I give up now that even you are here.

Since you've done this much for me, I can't just leave it to others.

The word count is just right, so I think I'll wrap this up soon.

And, as I've said so much, I'm happy that you've hyped things up like this even though I haven't done anything on my end.

When I look at the comment sections of her (or their) posts, I see opinions suggesting I start a membership, and it feels like my butt is being whipped into shape.

I mean, if this were reality, my butt would be in a terrible state.

So, while I'm not doing anything specific yet, this is an announcement article saying I'm going to start a Hitotarao Girls membership.

Perhaps, even if I create it, it might just be that they were playing around, and no one will join.

If that happens, I'll delete it, but if you want to join a group of people who want to tease me for 100 yen (the minimum membership price) or just want to play around in the comments, I'd be happy if you considered joining.

Apparently, there's an official review process by note, so if it doesn't pass, please have a good laugh at me.

If the membership is set up and no one joins, you're free to roll on the floor laughing.

If that happens, I'll just pour enough alcohol into my body to forget about it.

This is a story about how I'm opening a membership because people around me kicked my butt.

Sorry for cutting through the flow of the last few days 🙇‍♂️

For tomorrow's article, I plan to write the continuation of note monetization.

I'd be happy if you pressed the ♡ mark.
I'd be overjoyed by follows and comments as well.

Hitotarao