Fortune of the Attack #WeeklyShortShortNote

"I don't believe in fortune-telling."
The man said, wearing his scarred uniform.
In bed, the woman is spreading out a newspaper.
"Don't be so grumpy just because things aren't going well with Wakaba-chan. This fortune-telling is actually quite accurate... 'Don't overthink things. Sometimes, following your instincts can lead to great joy'... See, instincts are important. Let's see, you're an Aries, right?"
"I don't care about star signs."
The woman continues reading the article. "'Aries, you. Tackling things you're not good at with a positive attitude will bring good luck. Your lucky color is yellow,' it says. What's this, love luck is 'Your feelings of affection might overflow and reach the other person,' it says."
"They're just writing whatever!"
The man slammed the door and left.
That evening. The news reported an accident. "Today at the zoo, an accident occurred where a male zookeeper was attacked by a tiger and sustained injuries. According to the zoo, this female is Wakaba, three years old. Having reached her first estrus, it seems she had been playfully pouncing on this male zookeeper lately..."

(410 characters)

I am participating in Tara-ha-kani-sama's project.
By the way, I am a middle-aged man who is a Virgo.