Collection of Typos #WeeklyShortShortNote

"Let us now appeal to the world about our feelings, which have been neglected for many years." People from the "National Council Against the Destruction of Identity Caused by Typos in Surnames" had gathered at a party venue in Tokyo.
"Don't just write people's names however you like!" shouted the Saitos—the斎藤, 齋藤, 斉藤, and 齊藤s. "Don't you dare say it's 'too much trouble'!" agreed the Watanabes—the 渡辺, 渡邉, and 渡邊s.
A drunken Takahashi grumbled, "My 'Taka' isn't 高, it's 髙!" while the Tomitas (冨田 and 富田) and the Kawasakis (川﨑 and 川崎) burned with quiet rage deep in their eyes. Fukushima thought about the life of Soejima and muttered in a low voice, "Oh, Soejima..."
Eventually, the meeting reached its final stages. "Now, let us have a few words from the organizer of our association, uh... Mr. Hagino." The man who climbed onto the stage at the moderator's urging began to speak calmly.
"As introduced... it's not Hagino, it's Ogino. It's always like this..."
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