My dream... no, my true self (#Doremi-fa Pink Cup - I tried participating)

I am participating in the #Doremi-fa Pink Cup organized by Hayashippu-san.

How do I want to be...

I tried thinking about that.

I would like to introduce my true self to everyone.

Actually, I am...

An Onmyoji.

Like Abe no Seimei.

What I govern is 'water'.

A water-element Onmyoji.

It is no exaggeration to say that I am the strongest Onmyoji on Earth.

Keep this a secret. It's not really something I should be saying myself.

Besides, I have only been active in Japan so far.

From Hokkaido in the north to Okinawa in the south, I wander on a journey of purification every day.

Rather than being called upon by humans, I go out in response to requests from spirits. The rewards are invisible gold and silver treasures. I wish they would eventually materialize into cash.

Actually, the rewards I get from them are quite unusual.
It's all about the vibe, so if they're in a good mood, they'll swing their magic mallet around like crazy, and if they get too carried away, they'll give me things I don't even need.
Just because they think it's funny.

You really shouldn't use those at a human level.

But I take whatever I can get. That's just common sense.

How do I purify things, you ask?

Well, that's simple.

I just fulfill their requests.

Singing, dancing, swearing,

And sometimes, I even offer up a serious prayer.

So, my dream is to write a novel someday.

If it's 'someday,' then today is fine too, right?

Since I was given a wonderful opportunity, I started writing right away.

I want to write stories that are fun to read, stories that make you feel a bit more comfortable, put you in a better mood, or make you feel warm and fuzzy just by reading them when you're having a hard time, feeling down, or when something bad has happened.

I've already drafted the first chapter.
I hope I can publish one every week.
It starts next week.