I want to lay to rest these greetings that have lost their place

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, and I've been accumulating greetings that I thought were good, but now I'm wondering, 'When on earth am I supposed to use these!?'

#EnjoyGreetings
#HirokiAo

I'm having so much fun with 'Enjoy Greetings' that I'm spending more time excitedly coming up with greetings than working on the main content, but I think it's better if there's a connection between the greeting and the main content.

I do think that, but sometimes a greeting just pops into my head out of nowhere.

When that happens, I save just the greeting in my drafts, but I've ended up with a growing pile of greetings that seem to have no use whatsoever.

I've tried my best to come up with 'a main story that could make good use of this greeting!', but I just can't think of anything. Today, I'd like to release all these greetings that are left hanging in limbo and lay them to rest.

There are many greetings here that are just pure momentum with no context, but if there's anyone playful enough to think, 'I want to use that!', please feel free to use them.

I'm sure the greetings would be happier being used than sleeping forever in my drafts.

Now, you lost lambs who struggle with greetings!

Choose as many as you like and use them!!

Now, take a look at these cute greetings!

The big release starts now!

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, who took advantage of the principal's kindness and accidentally said, 'Hey there, Principal!'

#Laura

#ThereIsALimitToNotBeingAbleToUsePoliteLanguage

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, a dirty old man who, when I type 'Ao', gets 'Sora Aoi' as a suggestion before 'Ao-san'.

#What are you talking about so early in the morning

#Legendary actress

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, who loves shorts and is loved by shorts.

#Respect to Katsumata

#Wearing shorts more than kids do

Good morning!

I thought about adding [Father of 5] to my name to copy shiiimo's [Mother of 5], but I figured if our articles were lined up in a collaborative magazine, it would look like we were a married couple and might cause unnecessary misunderstandings, so I ended up not changing it. I'm Genchon.

#She loves her husband

#I love my wife

#It doesn't look like mutual love, but maybe it does

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, who thinks that guys who act all high and mighty saying things like "I can do it if I try" are never going to do it anyway.
I'm Genchon, who thinks that guys who act all high and mighty saying things like "I can do it if I try" are never going to do it anyway.

#If you can do it, do it already

#Don't make lame excuses

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, who once went to visit my grandma wearing tattered, holey denim jeans and had her worryingly ask, "Shall I buy you some new ones?"

#That's just the style

#It would actually be impressive if you wore them normally and they got that damaged

Good morning!

My hair is falling out, but thick hair is growing on my butt, so I want to lecture it and say, 'That's not where you're supposed to grow!' This is Genchon.

#While taking a bath with my daughter, she asked, 'Why does Daddy have hair growing out of his butt?'

#I'm the one who wants to know that

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, and I'm good at making puns out of the license plate numbers of cars I pass while driving.

#I get excited when I see things like 19-19

#Crude dirty jokes from the morning

Good morning!

I'm R-Shitei, and I'm overwhelmingly lacking in hair volume and rap skills.

#Bling-Bang-Bang-Born

#Just have long hair

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, and I have a past where I was exposed when I was casually looking at Instagram and my child shouted, 'Mom! Daddy is looking at boobs on his phone!'

#Don't say unnecessary things

#At least let me look at them

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, and I make an incredibly bored face when I'm forced to listen to people badmouthing others.

#Because it's boring

#If you're going to badmouth someone, at least have an interesting punchline ready

Good morning!

I'm Genchon, and even though I've long since released all the greetings I had in my drafts, the greetings just won't stop.

#IKeepThinkingOfMore

#MaybeItsTimeToEndThis

Phew...

I just counted, and I have 12 greetings with no place to go.

Was there anything here you could use in your own articles?

If you use one, please add

#GenchonGreeting

to it.

I won't go around collecting them, but if you add

#WhatAreYouTalkingAbout

afterward, I'm sure someone will happily collect them on Monday.

Today's article was about how "even if one thing doesn't have much impact, a whole bunch lined up together somehow feels impactful" ✌️

You were all lucky to witness the historic moment where "the greeting becomes the main story"!

See you tomorrow 👋